Willow will not keep her clothes on.

Willow volunteered within four minutes of hearing about this website and declined payment on principle. This is a catastrophe. Our entire funding model depends on clothing being expensive to remove, and she has removed hers twice during this sentence. We are now raising money in the opposite direction.

“I genuinely do not understand what the money is for.”— Willow

An illustration of a woman in Burning Man dress — goggles pushed up on her forehead, a fur coat, a long skirt and boots — fully clothed. — Willow, photographed in a fur coat, ski goggles, and a great deal of dust. No further photographs exist.

The Modesty Meter

Every gift brings us closer to nothing at all.

$60She agrees to wear a shirt indoors
$95She agrees to wear the shirt outdoors as well
$140The coat is worn closed
$210She stops offering to help
$340A second coat

$47

raised of $340 · 13.8235%

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Institutional assurances

Fund designation: Willow Reverse Endowment for Re-Clothing
Verified impact: 0 additional coats secured
Measurement basis: Modesty Standard v1.0

The meter has a 0.6% visual minimum so it can be seen. The percentage printed above is exact. This discrepancy has been disclosed to the full extent of our governance capacity.

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