Frequently asked questions

Asked rarely, answered honestly.

Is this a real charity?

No. Naked Religious Chicks is a work of satire. It is not a registered charity, is not affiliated with any religious body, and donations are not tax deductible.

Is there nudity on this website?

No. There is no nudity anywhere on this website. There never has been, and none is planned. The four women are illustrations and every one of them is fully clothed.

Are the women real people?

No. Sister Agnes, Amira, Rivka and Willow are drawings. No real person modelled for them and no photographs of anybody exist in connection with this website.

Will the fundraising meter ever reach its goal?

No. The meters will never fill and no tier will be delivered at any amount of money. This is true of the lowest tier and of the highest.

What happens if I donate?

Nothing happens. You receive no photograph, unlock no tier, and enter into no arrangement. Donations are voluntary gifts in support of a joke and are spent on lunch.

Can I get a refund?

Yes. If you donated under the impression that you were buying something, email hello@nakedreligiouschicks.com and you will be refunded in full without argument.

Why are the donation goals so large?

Because they are jokes. The goals range from $340 for Willow, who refuses payment, to $88,000,000 for Amira, who is priced by the metre and is wearing the most of it.

Who is Sheldon?

Sheldon is not legally Rivka's representative but was present for all nine hours of her contract negotiation. He is referenced in her tier schedule and in the annual report.