Non-religious · Burning Man
Willow will not keep her clothes on.
Willow volunteered within four minutes of hearing about this website and declined payment on principle. This is a catastrophe. Our entire funding model depends on clothing being expensive to remove, and she has removed hers twice during this sentence. She is currently behind a bush at the far end of the site and we are raising money in the opposite direction.
“I genuinely do not understand what the money is for.”— Willow
The Modesty Meter
Every gift brings us closer to nothing at all.
- $60She agrees to stay behind the hedge
- $95The clothes are retrieved from the ground
- $140One item is put back on
- $210The coat is worn closed
- $340She comes out from behind the hedge, dressed
$47
raised of $340 · 13.8235%
Institutional assurances
- Fund designation
- Willow Reverse Endowment for Re-Clothing
- Verified impact
- 0 additional coats secured
- Measurement basis
- Modesty Standard v1.0
The meter has a 0.6% visual minimum so it can be seen. The percentage printed above is exact. This discrepancy has been disclosed to the full extent of our governance capacity.
Specifications
- Scripture
- None. She was very clear about this
- Coverage
- 100%
- Layers
- 0
- Garments removed to date
- 0
- Represented by
- Nobody, on principle
- Takes offence at
- Nothing. She has tried.
- Status
- Behind the hedge
- Measurement basis
- Modesty Standard v1.0
