Privacy Policy
Short, because we collect almost nothing.
What we collect
If you submit a message through one of the boards, we receive whatever you typed into the form: optionally your name, optionally your email address, and your message. If you leave those fields blank, we do not have them.
Payments
Donations, if enabled, are processed by a third-party payment provider. Your card details go to them and never to us. We see only the amount and whatever the provider chooses to show us. Their privacy policy governs that data, not this one.
Analytics
This website uses Google Analytics. It sets cookies, records which pages you visited and roughly where you are, and sends that to Google, who have their own uses for it and their own privacy policy. We look at it to find out whether anybody came, which so far has been the most suspenseful part of this project.
If you would rather not be counted, any tracker blocker will stop it, and nothing on this website will work any worse.
What we do not do
We do not sell, rent, share, or trade your information. There is no mailing list, so you cannot be added to one. Beyond the analytics above, we set nothing and follow you nowhere.
How long we keep it
Messages are kept for as long as they remain funny. Ask us to delete yours and we will, including any email address attached to it.
Hosting
This site is served by a commercial hosting provider that keeps standard server logs, including IP addresses, for its own operational and security purposes.
Contact
Deletion requests and questions: hello@nakedreligiouschicks.com