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Non-religious · Secular humanist

Dr. Frances has written a paper on why the request is malformed.

The paper runs to forty pages with sixty-one footnotes and argues, persuasively, that the premise contains at least three category errors. It has been peer-reviewed by two colleagues who agree. It does not address whether she will participate, which was the only question we asked.

“The request, as posed, is not answerable. I've set out why.”— Dr. Frances
An illustration of a woman in a blazer holding a thick printed document, fully clothed.
Dr. Frances, photographed in a blazer, and a printed document. No further photographs exist.

Specifications

Scripture
A forty-page paper on the question
Coverage
100%
Layers
3
Garments removed to date
0
Represented by
Two peer reviewers
Status
Premise disputed

The Modesty Meter

Every gift brings us closer to nothing at all.

  • $300An abstract is circulated
  • $950A second paper responds to the first
  • $2,600A colleague dissents at length
  • $6,200A special issue is proposed
  • $15,000The blazer, notwithstanding the category errors
$47
raised of $15,000 · 0.3133%
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Institutional assurances

Fund designation
Frances Conceptual Clarification Fund
Verified impact
40 pages produced, 0 garments addressed
Measurement basis
Modesty Standard v1.0

The meter has a 0.6% visual minimum so it can be seen. The percentage printed above is exact. This discrepancy has been disclosed to the full extent of our governance capacity.

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