Christian · Pentecostal
Joy is willing, but the Spirit has not moved.
Joy is entirely willing and has said so at volume. She is, however, waiting to be moved, and cannot say when that will happen or predict its direction. Twice she has been moved and both times it was to sing. We have recorded neither.
“When it happens, you'll know. We'll all know.”— Joy
The Modesty Meter
Every gift brings us closer to nothing at all.
- $500A prompting is felt but not acted upon
- $7,000The tambourine is set down
- $88,000The tambourine is picked back up
- $750,000A shawl is loosened, briefly, during worship
- $14,000,000The dress, should the Spirit indicate
$47
raised of $14,000,000 · 0.0003%
Institutional assurances
- Fund designation
- Joy Discernment Fund
- Verified impact
- 0 confirmed movements of the Spirit
- Measurement basis
- Modesty Standard v1.0
The meter has a 0.6% visual minimum so it can be seen. The percentage printed above is exact. This discrepancy has been disclosed to the full extent of our governance capacity.
Specifications
- Scripture
- The Holy Bible (NKJV)
- Coverage
- 100%
- Layers
- 2
- Garments removed to date
- 0
- Represented by
- Herself, when moved
- Takes offence at
- Being asked to schedule it
- Status
- Awaiting the Spirit
- Measurement basis
- Modesty Standard v1.0
