Naked Christian Chicks

Christian · Amish

Sarah cannot be reached.

We have no telephone number for Sarah. She has no email address. We wrote her a letter in March and have received no reply, and we have no evidence that she is aware this website exists. Her tier schedule below is therefore entirely speculative and represents our best guess as to what she might decline.

“(no response received)”— Sarah
An illustration of an Amish woman in a plain dress, cape and apron with a white prayer kapp, fully clothed.
Sarah, photographed in a plain dress, cape and apron, with a white prayer kapp. No further photographs exist.

The Modesty Meter

Every gift brings us closer to nothing at all.

  • $40We write again
  • $120We write again, and enclose a stamp
  • $800We drive out there
  • $6,000We are politely asked to leave
  • $75,000The apron, hypothetically
$47
raised of $75,000 · 0.0627%
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Institutional assurances

Fund designation
Sarah Correspondence Fund
Verified impact
0 letters returned
Measurement basis
Modesty Standard v1.0

The meter has a 0.6% visual minimum so it can be seen. The percentage printed above is exact. This discrepancy has been disclosed to the full extent of our governance capacity.

Specifications

Scripture
Die Bibel (Luther)
Coverage
100%
Layers
3
Garments removed to date
0
Represented by
Unknown to us
Takes offence at
Being photographed
Status
Unreachable
Measurement basis
Modesty Standard v1.0

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