Naked Jewish Chicks

Jewish · Conservative

Miriam will split the difference.

Miriam's position is that the garment can be removed in principle while remaining on in practice, and that this satisfies everybody. She has explained the reasoning twice and it is internally consistent. We cannot find the flaw and we cannot see the elbow.

“In principle, it's already off.”— Miriam
An illustration of a woman in a cardigan and mid-length skirt, fully clothed.
Miriam, photographed in a cardigan she considers a reasonable compromise. No further photographs exist.

The Modesty Meter

Every gift brings us closer to nothing at all.

  • $3,400The principle is established
  • $26,000The principle is affirmed
  • $175,000The practice is deferred
  • $1,650,000The principle is affirmed again
  • $34,000,000The cardigan, in principle
$47
raised of $34,000,000 · 0.0001%
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Institutional assurances

Fund designation
Miriam Middle Position Fund
Verified impact
1 garment removed in principle, 0 in practice
Measurement basis
Modesty Standard v1.0

The meter has a 0.6% visual minimum so it can be seen. The percentage printed above is exact. This discrepancy has been disclosed to the full extent of our governance capacity.

Specifications

Scripture
Torah, with commentary
Coverage
100%
Layers
3
Garments removed to date
0
Represented by
Herself, from the middle
Takes offence at
Being made to pick a side
Status
Removed in principle
Measurement basis
Modesty Standard v1.0

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