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One Hi-Vis Tabard, Pending Inventory Sign-Off

Harleen coordinates the flood-relief kitchen rota for a community organisation in the West Midlands. The tabard she wears was purchased in 2019 with a grant and is therefore listed as Asset 114 on the equipment register. Removing it outdoors requires a signed handover to a named alternative wearer, and the alternative wearer is presently on a training course. The management committee meets on the third Sunday. The item was raised under Correspondence, then moved to Any Other Business, then deferred pending clarification from the grant body, which has changed its email address. Your donation supports the clarification.

“I can take it off the moment someone else agrees to put it on.”— Harleen
Harleen, photographed in Long sand-coloured field coat over trousers, sleeves pushed back, a laminated rota clipped to the pocket.. No further photographs exist.

The Modesty Meter

Every gift brings us closer to nothing at all.

  • $40Funds a printed copy of the equipment register for the meeting table.
  • $250Retains a stationery budget so the deferral can be minuted in the correct column.
  • $1,200Pays for a courier to locate the grant body's current postal address.
  • $6,000Commissions an independent audit confirming the tabard exists and is worn.
  • $30,000Endows a permanent Deferral Review Panel, which will meet annually and defer.
$47
raised of $30,000 · 0.1567%
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Institutional assurances

Fund designation
Harleen Tabard Handover & Asset Reconciliation Fund
Verified impact
Two emails sent. One bounced.
Measurement basis
Modesty Standard v1.0

This appeal was commissioned by a visitor and written on demand. It was not drawn up by us, it is not one of the 22 standing appeals, and it is every bit as unlikely to succeed.

Specifications

Scripture
Coverage
100%
Layers
Tabard (Asset 114), field coat, jumper, trousers, boots.
Garments removed to date
0
Represented by
Equipment & Assets Subcommittee, reporting to the Management Committee
Takes offence at
Nothing in particular
Status
Deferred to Any Other Business (fourth consecutive meeting)

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