Naked Religious Chicks

Commissioned · Roller derby league (flat track, affiliated)

One Wrist Guard. Pending Ratification.

Marguerite has skated with the Harbour Line Furies for nine seasons and has requested, in writing, permission to remove a single wrist guard for the duration of one team photograph. The request went to the Safety & Equipment Subcommittee in March. The Subcommittee determined it lacked standing and referred it to the Insurance Liaison, who referred it back. A joint sitting is provisionally scheduled once the league secures a venue with two rooms. Marguerite continues to attend every meeting in full protective kit, including helmet, and has taken up the bench tambourine to pass the time. Your donation funds the paperwork.

“I have been told it is being looked at. I have been told that for eleven months.”— Marguerite "Hazard Lamp" Dulac
Marguerite "Hazard Lamp" Dulac, photographed in Team dress over full protective kit, knee pads, snood, helmet held under the arm at meetings only. No further photographs exist.

The Modesty Meter

Every gift brings us closer to nothing at all.

  • $25Prints the agenda on which Marguerite's request appears as item eleven of eleven.
  • $90Books the community hall for a joint sitting, subject to the netball club's prior claim.
  • $300Commissions a written opinion on whether the Subcommittee has standing to hold an opinion.
  • $1,200Funds a league-wide equipment survey whose findings will be tabled next season.
  • $6,500Endows a permanent Wrist Guard Review Panel, which will meet annually and adjourn promptly.
$47
raised of $6,500 · 0.7231%
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Institutional assurances

Fund designation
Marguerite Dulac Wrist Guard Ratification Fund
Verified impact
To date: four agendas printed, one room booked and cancelled, no equipment removed.
Measurement basis
Modesty Standard v1.0

This appeal was commissioned by a visitor and written on demand. It was not drawn up by us, it is not one of the 22 standing appeals, and it is every bit as unlikely to succeed.

Specifications

Scripture
Bylaw 14(c): No item of approved protective equipment shall be removed while the roster…
Coverage
100%
Layers
Nine, of which seven are mandated by the insurer
Garments removed to date
0
Represented by
Harbour Line Furies Bench Delegate (post vacant since January)
Takes offence at
Nothing in particular
Status
Referred, re-referred, awaiting joint sitting

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